If I never sleep then why don't a post a lot ? ? ?
If I'm immune to poison then why do I die each time I have breakfast ? ? ?
If the ancient Greeks believed that if they drank from me it would bring eternal life then why am I dead ? ? ?
If I orbit the earth every 112 days then why can't I float around, as though I'm a feather with limbs ? ? ?
How come I'm never met a Welsh person ? ? ?
I thought I could only glide for 3 km, not a few million km ? ? ?
Yeah, I guess prisoners must really like me ? ? ?
Whoever built me forgot to put in one very vital thing........dum dum, dum dum, dum dum, dum dum, they forgot my................................................................................................................................
........................................................................................................................... claws, my wonderful claws that were never able to be called myne, I hope Cleopatra didn't do that on purpose, boo hoo hoo!!!!! ? ? ? (Vy did I do Zat?)
Did you know that the most times I've showered a day is 3 ? ? ?
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