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the desertation of my blogg

2010-01-12T23:22:00.000-08:00

I don't suppose I'm a very devoted blogger,
Because when it comes to posting it really is a bother,

'Deserted my blog at the eve of lunch,
And still it was desertated the next day at brunch,

Now I'm returning at the eve of 3:25pm on Wednesday 01-13-10,
Now forever I will be in the book of shameful people that is carried by all men,

Now I must end this post,
And I'll try and put as many sylables as possible in the last sentence of my "poem", if I may call it so, and try and see if any bloggers can beat this endless sentence of sylables and me put even deeper into the book of shameful people and the competers may boast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

100 seconds and closing.

2009-11-30T00:08:00.002-08:00

I've 100 seconds of internet time left and I'm trying to post a quick post, and so I'm going to hurry, hmmm what shall I blog about, I could blog about.....nothing, I could blog about picasa, I could blog about wondering what to blog about well, I'm almost up and so um umumumumumumumum, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo
I'VE GOT TO GOOOOOOO.

100 seconds and closing.

2009-11-30T00:08:00.001-08:00

Invisble Fishys

2009-11-29T23:53:00.001-08:00

Leaving no visible mark,
Lurking around in the dark,

They are never seen,
Except when the water is clean,

And when they are seen quickly they go very quickly,
and they rush away keen not to be seen,

And you may not see the invisible black fishes in my pond because they're.......invisible, so if you want to see them go into the settings of my fish pond and change the water colour.

Invisble Fishys

2009-11-29T23:53:00.000-08:00

Happy birthday to blogger

2009-10-09T14:10:00.000-07:00

Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to blogger
Happy birthday to you
Hipip, hurray,
hipip, hurray,
hipip, hurrayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy,
for it's a jolly good blog server,
for it's a jolly good blog server,
for it's a jolly good blog serveeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
AAAAAnd... so say some of us

(The question here is, how does a website blow out candles?)
To find out visit: www.if-you-think-this-is-real-you-are-crazy.random.com

The Difference Bettween right and wrong......................................................has absolutely nothing to do with this post.

2009-10-07T23:37:00.000-07:00

it's not about me me, it's not about what I can't take, and since we don't believe in Santa Claus, maybe we best stay away, and if that doesn't satisfy you, then you should be my servants, and even if you think that's wrong, you'll find that you are wrong, and even if you think that's wrong, you'll find out that I'm right, I just said the same thing twice, and even if you think I'm wrong about that, then you'll find out that you are wrong, and if you don't think that you are wrong then you'll find yourself incredibly confused, and even if you think the title, of this post is funny, then you'll find yourself.......................................................................RIGHT, and for once your right, but even if you are right, I agree with you so I'm still right, so I haven't been wrong in this post at all............................................... .... . .... ....... .. . . ... .. . ... .. .. just jokeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiing.

STAR WARS

2009-09-11T00:18:00.000-07:00

Da da da, da da da, da da du di da du di duuuu,
do do do dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
da du di dooooooooooooooooooooooo,
( maybe you should just watch the opening of one of the starwars films)

YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HAVE TO WATCH THIS VIDEO, FBI (Formal Bad Inspector) IS WATCHING YOUR EVERY MOVE, AND FBI WILL ARIVE AT YOUR HOUSE IN 30 SECONDS IF YOU DO NOT WATCH THE MOVIE (I TOLD YOU FBI WAS FORMAL)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk5_OSsawz4

WHAT SHALL I BLOG ABOUT

2009-09-08T23:47:00.000-07:00

The symptoms of

2009-09-08T23:19:00.000-07:00

You've never ever seen it,
but it's always there,
there is none inside you,
but it's in every other place,
you know it's every where,
but you can't see it,
it's in front of the computer screen,
but not on the computer screen,
it's in the head of those without brains,
there-fore it's not in any head,
and your head knows almost nothing about it,
it's never been visible,
it never will be visible,
it's never wanted to be visible,
and nobody knows if it will ever want to be visible,

if you encounter this,
know that you have encountered nothing that has no name.
and if your reading this late at night,
and the sentences don't sound quite right,
your correct, I just wrote it that way,
and I wrote it that way for one purpose,
and it sounded like I was gonna say something really cool just then didn't it?
I'm not going to tell you what it was,
if you want to know speak to me privately,

what is below is what this post is the symptoms of

PHOTOGRAPHY SONG

2009-09-08T04:00:00.000-07:00

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(Fans scream and shout and start crying and waving hands and fainting (some-one sticks a syringe in the singer) singer collapses on stage, crowd gasps, there's an awkward silence, then some-one turns off the lights and every body starts screaming)

The Tasman Dog (a poem)

2009-09-08T00:45:00.000-07:00

The Tasman Dog

He watches, his claws steady, his eyes spark,
His black fur sits stiff, shining metallic and dark,
Then he pounces, leaving a blood mark

Written by me (Zacu)

The picture at the top is a picture of a Tasmanian Devil, Tasmania is a place in Australia.

The symptoms of father's day. . .

2009-09-07T02:31:00.001-07:00

(by the way it was fathers day on the 6th of September for Australians)
It worries you,
You wonder what to do,
You wonder if it would be okay to ask what your father wants for father's day,
But that might spoil his day, and it might spoil...your reputation,
You have to do what you think is right,
But the question is:
What do you think is right?
You could buy him something. . . and,
he would probably like that,
you could make him something,
and he would probably look at it for a few seconds and say it was very nice. . .
but. . .
you would be able to see the truth inside his voice-box, and his mind,
you know what. . .
I made my dad something,
he said it was great,
and he looked at it for. . . say, possibly a minute,
now I've confused you,
now. . . you're back to the start,
you can't get away with not giving anything,
except if you're about. . . 4 years old,
you're at the the end of this post,
but you're back at square, and you're at the very beginning of confusion. . . (hopefully)

Tim Hawkins

2009-09-01T23:03:00.000-07:00

Has anybody reading this ever heard of Tim Hawkins??? If not, he's apparently a Christian who home-schools his kids and he is quite famous and he does lots of concerts, this is his home-school song
I thought it was quite funny, look up tim hawkins on youtube, he's got tons of really funny videos.

why why why ? ? ?

2009-08-31T15:23:00.000-07:00

If I never sleep then why don't a post a lot ? ? ?
If I'm immune to poison then why do I die each time I have breakfast ? ? ?
If the ancient Greeks believed that if they drank from me it would bring eternal life then why am I dead ? ? ?
If I orbit the earth every 112 days then why can't I float around, as though I'm a feather with limbs ? ? ?
How come I'm never met a Welsh person ? ? ?
I thought I could only glide for 3 km, not a few million km ? ? ?
Yeah, I guess prisoners must really like me ? ? ?
Whoever built me forgot to put in one very vital thing........dum dum, dum dum, dum dum, dum dum, they forgot my................................................................................................................................
........................................................................................................................... claws, my wonderful claws that were never able to be called myne, I hope Cleopatra didn't do that on purpose, boo hoo hoo!!!!! ? ? ? (Vy did I do Zat?)
Did you know that the most times I've showered a day is 3 ? ? ?

THE Some things you knew about me until you read this post UPDATE

2009-08-27T23:36:00.000-07:00

Zacu never sleeps.
Zacu is immune to poison!
The Ancient Greeks believed that drinking from Zacu would bring eternal life!
Zacu orbits Saturn once every 112 Earth days.
Traditionally, every Welsh woman receives Zacu on her 21st birthday.
Zacu is visible from the moon!
Zacu cannot fly, but it can glide for up to three kilometres.
Thirty-five percent of phonecalls made from prison are made to Zacu.
Zacu was built during the reign of Cleopatra.
Zacu should be kept dry at all times!

my mum's laptop DOESN'T LIKE ME!!!!!!

2009-08-26T00:05:00.000-07:00

Aaaah!!!! blogger is so annoying, because last night I was trying to post using my mum's puny laptop and I went to blogger and tried to sign in, but it had a different user name from the user name that I wanted to use so I clicked 'use different acount' and it did it, but the same user name just stuck there, and so I COULD NOT SIGN IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No funny.
Does anybody like my lego labirinth, I made it you know............................................. just kidding!!!!! is it random enough, I hope so, actually I got it off the net, but it's okay because it's not like I'm gonna be selling my blog, (how do you sell a blog???)
who woud sell a blog, maybe the person you sold it to could find out you IP computer number adress, thingy, and hack in and get a duplicate of your harddrive software, if you see what I mean, (does that make sense, I hope not)

Photography, picasa,

2009-08-24T00:17:00.000-07:00

See, hear again I'm posting a random post, that might be boring depends who is reading, and daniel can you chat to me and tell me why you put 2 links to my blog on your blog???
Anyway, does anybody here like photography??? anybody, nick, are you there, never mind, I like photography, and according to mee bro I'm pretty good at it, but I can't use my skills because my camera's mucked up, and it won't take good pictures, but it's got fine videoing ability, it's so annoying though because I can't take good sunset pictures, the sunrise pictures in my picasa photostream were taken with my brother's GOOD camera, and they look incredibly good and cool, but sunrise pictures taken with my camera look more like this.

You see what I mean!!!!!!!!!
Though picasa is cool, because once I took a cool picture of the parish hall and I wanted to put it on picasaweb albums but it had a person in it so using picasa I edited the photo so that the person was invisible and so that my laptop bag on a seat was also invisible, and it was really cool, let me see if I can get the picture no sorry I can't well that's the picasa update for the day, not that I'll be doing a picasa and photography update post every day but... you get me.

the not about me post

2009-08-21T22:16:00.000-07:00

This blog might be gonna be sooooooooooo boring (remember I said might, so this might be an incredibly intoresting blog) now I bet your gonna look through the whole blog that might be boring.

Do you like blogging? for me it's just so hard, just for one post, even just one post it's just such a hard decision, you know what I mean right?? I'm just gonna blog randomly about random stuff, because, dude, I am the randominator, when I was naming my blog, randominator was the first name that came to my name, and then I thought "No, I'm not a randominator, I'm THE randominator." I mean what kind of name is "a randominator", think about how crazy this would sound "Presenting the most popular blogger in the world, a randominator" (fans scream and shout and start crying and fainting and stuff) that just sounds.............well, random, so I'm the randominator of all "a randominator-s"
So do you think my blog is gonna be boring or interesting???? didn't see that one coming did you now???
I've gotta go conquer some "a randominator-s" and post some posts that are so hard to post..