why why why ? ? ?

If I never sleep then why don't a post a lot ? ? ?
If I'm immune to poison then why do I die each time I have breakfast ? ? ?
If the ancient Greeks believed that if they drank from me it would bring eternal life then why am I dead ? ? ?
If I orbit the earth every 112 days then why can't I float around, as though I'm a feather with limbs ? ? ?
How come I'm never met a Welsh person ? ? ?
I thought I could only glide for 3 km, not a few million km ? ? ?
Yeah, I guess prisoners must really like me ? ? ?
Whoever built me forgot to put in one very vital thing........dum dum, dum dum, dum dum, dum dum, they forgot my................................................................................................................................
........................................................................................................................... claws, my wonderful claws that were never able to be called myne, I hope Cleopatra didn't do that on purpose, boo hoo hoo!!!!! ? ? ? (Vy did I do Zat?)
Did you know that the most times I've showered a day is 3 ? ? ?

THE Some things you knew about me until you read this post UPDATE

1. Zacu never sleeps.
2. Zacu is immune to poison!
3. The Ancient Greeks believed that drinking from Zacu would bring eternal life!
4. Zacu orbits Saturn once every 112 Earth days.
5. Traditionally, every Welsh woman receives Zacu on her 21st birthday.
6. Zacu is visible from the moon!
7. Zacu cannot fly, but it can glide for up to three kilometres.
8. Thirty-five percent of phonecalls made from prison are made to Zacu.
9. Zacu was built during the reign of Cleopatra.
10. Zacu should be kept dry at all times!

my mum's laptop DOESN'T LIKE ME!!!!!!

Aaaah!!!! blogger is so annoying, because last night I was trying to post using my mum's puny laptop and I went to blogger and tried to sign in, but it had a different user name from the user name that I wanted to use so I clicked 'use different acount' and it did it, but the same user name just stuck there, and so I COULD NOT SIGN IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No funny.
Does anybody like my lego labirinth, I made it you know............................................. just kidding!!!!! is it random enough, I hope so, actually I got it off the net, but it's okay because it's not like I'm gonna be selling my blog, (how do you sell a blog???)
who woud sell a blog, maybe the person you sold it to could find out you IP computer number adress, thingy, and hack in and get a duplicate of your harddrive software, if you see what I mean, (does that make sense, I hope not)

Photography, picasa,

See, hear again I'm posting a random post, that might be boring depends who is reading, and daniel can you chat to me and tell me why you put 2 links to my blog on your blog???
Anyway, does anybody here like photography??? anybody, nick, are you there, never mind, I like photography, and according to mee bro I'm pretty good at it, but I can't use my skills because my camera's mucked up, and it won't take good pictures, but it's got fine videoing ability, it's so annoying though because I can't take good sunset pictures, the sunrise pictures in my picasa photostream were taken with my brother's GOOD camera, and they look incredibly good and cool, but sunrise pictures taken with my camera look more like this.












You see what I mean!!!!!!!!!
Though picasa is cool, because once I took a cool picture of the parish hall and I wanted to put it on picasaweb albums but it had a person in it so using picasa I edited the photo so that the person was invisible and so that my laptop bag on a seat was also invisible, and it was really cool, let me see if I can get the picture no sorry I can't well that's the picasa update for the day, not that I'll be doing a picasa and photography update post every day but... you get me.

the not about me post

This blog might be gonna be sooooooooooo boring (remember I said might, so this might be an incredibly intoresting blog) now I bet your gonna look through the whole blog that might be boring.

Do you like blogging? for me it's just so hard, just for one post, even just one post it's just such a hard decision, you know what I mean right?? I'm just gonna blog randomly about random stuff, because, dude, I am the randominator, when I was naming my blog, randominator was the first name that came to my name, and then I thought "No, I'm not a randominator, I'm THE randominator." I mean what kind of name is "a randominator", think about how crazy this would sound "Presenting the most popular blogger in the world, a randominator" (fans scream and shout and start crying and fainting and stuff) that just sounds.............well, random, so I'm the randominator of all "a randominator-s"
So do you think my blog is gonna be boring or interesting???? didn't see that one coming did you now???
I've gotta go conquer some "a randominator-s" and post some posts that are so hard to post..